Today just so happens to be the second anniversary of this blog. In honor of this momentous (to me) occasion, I thought I’d celebrate by sharing all of the punny pet names I’ve dreamed up over the past two years.
As you may know, I reveal a new punny pet name or two (or four) every Friday (and sometimes other days). I haven’t run out of names yet, so stay tuned for more.
Anyway, here are 215 punny pet names for your reading pleasure. They are presented in the order they first appeared on the blog. As a bonus, I’ve illustrated the list with some photos of Bella celebrating this very special day.
- Mary Puppins
- Rose Nylabone
- Dorothy Zbornibark
- Blanche Deverpaw
- Sofeline Petrillo
- Julia Sugarbarker
- Suzanne Sugarbarker
- Johnny Cats-le
- Simon LeBone
- Olivia Chewton John
- Cat Benatar
- Mischa Barkton
- Billy Corgi-an
- Corgi Cox
- Snarls Widmore
- Vera Fang
- Monique Droolier
- Madelion Albright
- Gerard Leopardu
- Jude Paw
- Sean Jayes
- Catherine Zeta-Bones
- David Rawhide Pierce
- Felix Ungrrrr
- Oscar Meowdison
- Bill Lumbfurg
- Benji-man Franklin
- Thomas Snifferson
- James Meowdison
- Paw Revere
- George Washingbone
- Feathers Locklear
- Pengwynneth Paltrow
- Flipper Gore
- Colin Howl
- Ezra Hound
- Bucky Scent
- Barkin’ Robbins
- Hairy Queen
- Boston Powers
- Bark Wahlberg
- Fred Flintsbone
- Wilma Flintsbone
- Dr. Cliff Pupstable
- Dr. Chewingsbone (I presume)
- Doogie Howler
- Doggie Howser
- Neil Arf-strong
- Fuzz Aldrin
- Obi Wag Kenobi
- Arf Vader
- Slobber the Hutt
- Luke Skybarker
- Arftoo-D2
- Boba Fetch
- Lando Abyssinian
- Brindle Walsh
- Brandog Walsh
- David Sil-Bird
- Donna Barkin
- Kelly Tay-Roar
- Steve Salamanders
- Houndrea Zuckerman
- Dylan Sit-Stay
- Terry Bradspaw
- Vince Pombardi
- Howly Long
- Drew Hairymore
- Nose-Anne Barr
- Roarin’ Beatty
- J.K. Howling
- Furry Cruise
- Tom Colickio
- Barko DiSpirito
- Woofgang Puck
- Blackeared the Pirate
- Dogson Leery
- Jen Brindley
- Pacey Litter
- Pacey Twitter
- Crow-y Potter
- Jack McFlea
- Ichabark Crane
- The Great Pupkin
- Albus Puppledore
- Hairy Plotthound
- Grrr-mione Granger
- Ron Fleasley
- The Sorting Cat
- Leif Ericsbone
- Myles Foodish
- William Labford
- Collie Golightly
- Pawdrey Hepburn
- Joel McHowl
- Janu-hairy Jones
- Husky Springfield
- Clay Acorn
- Squirrel Haggard
- James Squirrel Jones
- B. J. Hunnimutt
- Elizardbeth Bennett
- Bark Darcy
- Chester A. Arfur
- Rover Cleveland
- Dwight D. Eisenbow-wower
- Jesse Eisenbark
- Colin Furth
- Bark Ruffalo
- Catalie Portman
- Helena Bone-ham Carter
- Aardvark Wahlberg
- Zack Roarris
- Kelly Ka-meowski
- Peter O’Drool
- Conan O’ Grrrrr-ien
- Moose Springsteen
- Goose Springsteen
- Teri Scratcher
- Eat’n Hunt
- Shannen Do-birdy
- Chasin’ Priestly
- Notorious P.I.G.
- Dr. Bray
- Cat Middleton
- Camilla Barker Bowles
- Sam Otterston
- Otter Preminger
- The Great Houndini
- Duckleberry Finn
- Duckbill Gates
- Duck Rodgers
- Jack Russell Crowe
- Maya Rudog
- Kristen Pig
- Leopardo DiCatrio
- Cheetah Rivera
- Jaguar-ren Beatty
- Puma Thurman
- M. Night Shyamalion
- Napawsha Beddingfield
- Spaniel Craig
- LeVar Purrton
- Jason Beagle
- Marshowl Erickson
- Godric Gryffindog
- Helga Hufflepup
- Rowena Ravenpaw
- Salazar Snifferin
- Severus Snake
- PetMe White
- Jimmy Falhound
- Ernest Corgnine
- Jessie Spaniel
- Elizabeth Barkley
- Mary Purrphy
- Pablo Picatso
- Salvador Doggie
- Tina Spay
- Catty Griffin
- Bryan Waggams
- Jon Bone Jovi
- Richard Barx
- Madogga
- Goose Newton
- Mike-howl Ian Black
- William Snakespeare
- Barney Finson
- Tyribone Lannister
- Lionel Itchy
- Conan O’Whinin’
- Ichabod Cone
- Cone Crawford
- The Cone Ranger
- Tom Catterford
- Ron Fawnson
- Billy Goat Idol
- Robert Cattinson
- Edward Seagullen
- Meowrice Sendak
- Johann Sebastian Bark
- Kitty Ya-meow-guchi
- Wing Crosby
- Yukong Cornelius
- Santa Claws
- Dick Bark
- Ryan Fleacreast
- Meowrio Lopez
- Britney Ears
- Ricky Grrr-vais
- Andy Warhowl
- Shelldon Cooper
- Amy Farrah Howler
- Meowrio Manningham
- Emerbill Lagasse
- Wolfgang Duck
- Saint Howlentine
- Bite D. Eisenhowler
- Billy Grrr-ystal
- Barkin’ Scorsese
- Meryl Cheep
- Fleador Seuss Geisel
- January Bones
- Christina Findricks
- Elizardbeth Moss
- Collin Furrel
- George Bernard Paw
- Catnip Everdeen
- Peeta Mebark
- Primnose Everdeen
- Gale Pawthorne
- Haymitch Aberwaggy
- Effie Trincat
- Pug E. Pug
- Michael Puglas
So, there you have it. Which one is your favorite? Tell me in the comments or entertain me with your own flights of punny genius! Have you ever had a pet with a punny name?
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Thanks for the fun ideas. Have had the dog for 3 weeks and can’t come up with a name as good as our last dog’s name…Wrecks. I like Felix Ungrrr and of course, Oedipus Wrecks :-). Take care. Julie
Wrecks is a great name! 🙂
cute one to add maybe:
sean pommery
I love it!
We named our goldren retriever Apawlo
Gil Finley (for a pet fish).
My dog’s name is Goldiefox.