Who run the world? Squirrels.
You guys… I am seriously slacking off. I almost forgot that today is Squirrel Appreciation Day (aka Kolchak’s least favorite holiday).

Thanks for the reminder, Cute Overload.
In honor of this momentous day, I give you a bevy of squirrel-related puns.

Settle in with a cup of Squirrel Grey Tea (the drink of choice for refined squirrels everywhere) and enjoy this journey through the annals of squirrel history.