Two years and 215 punny pet names

Today just so happens to be the second anniversary of this blog. In honor of this momentous (to me) occasion, I thought I’d celebrate by sharing all of the punny pet names I’ve dreamed up over the past two years.

As you may know, I reveal a new punny pet name or two (or four) every Friday (and sometimes other days). I haven’t run out of names yet, so stay tuned for more.

Anyway, here are 215 punny pet names for your reading pleasure. They are presented in the order they first appeared on the blog. As a bonus, I’ve illustrated the list with some photos of Bella celebrating this very special day.

  1. Mary Puppins
  2. Rose Nylabone
  3. Dorothy Zbornibark
  4. Blanche Deverpaw
  5. Sofeline Petrillo
  6. Julia Sugarbarker
  7. Suzanne Sugarbarker
  8. Johnny Cats-le
  9. Simon LeBone
  10. Olivia Chewton John
  11. Cat Benatar
  12. Mischa Barkton
  13. Billy Corgi-an
  14. Corgi Cox
  15. Snarls Widmore
  16. Vera Fang
  17. Monique Droolier
  18. Madelion Albright
  19. Gerard Leopardu
  20. Jude Paw
  21. Sean Jayes
  22. Catherine Zeta-Bones
  23. David Rawhide Pierce
  24. Felix Ungrrrr
  25. Oscar Meowdison
  26. Bill Lumbfurg
  27. Benji-man Franklin
  28. Thomas Snifferson
  29. James Meowdison
  30. Paw Revere
  31. George Washingbone
  32. Feathers Locklear
  33. Pengwynneth Paltrow
  34. Flipper Gore
  35. Colin Howl
  36. Ezra Hound
  37. Bucky Scent
  38. Barkin’ Robbins
  39. Hairy Queen
  40. Boston Powers
  41. Bark Wahlberg
  42. Fred Flintsbone
  43. Wilma Flintsbone
  44. Dr. Cliff Pupstable
  45. Dr. Chewingsbone (I presume)
  46. Doogie Howler
  47. Doggie Howser
  48. Neil Arf-strong
  49. Fuzz Aldrin
  50. Obi Wag Kenobi
  51. Arf Vader
  52. Slobber the Hutt
  53. Luke Skybarker
  54. Arftoo-D2
  55. Boba Fetch
  56. Lando Abyssinian
  57. Brindle Walsh
  58. Brandog Walsh
  59. David Sil-Bird
  60. Donna Barkin
  61. Kelly Tay-Roar
  62. Steve Salamanders
  63. Houndrea Zuckerman
  64. Dylan Sit-Stay
  65. Terry Bradspaw
  66. Vince Pombardi
  67. Howly Long
  68. Drew Hairymore
  69. Nose-Anne Barr
  70. Roarin’ Beatty
  71. J.K. Howling
  72. Furry Cruise
  73. Tom Colickio
  74. Barko DiSpirito
  75. Woofgang Puck
  76. Blackeared the Pirate
  77. Dogson Leery
  78. Jen Brindley
  79. Pacey Litter
  80. Pacey Twitter
  81. Crow-y Potter
  82. Jack McFlea
  83. Ichabark Crane
  84. The Great Pupkin
  85. Albus Puppledore
  86. Hairy Plotthound
  87. Grrr-mione Granger
  88. Ron Fleasley
  89. The Sorting Cat
  90. Leif Ericsbone
  91. Myles Foodish
  92. William Labford
  93. Collie Golightly
  94. Pawdrey Hepburn
  95. Joel McHowl
  96. Janu-hairy Jones
  97. Husky Springfield
  98. Clay Acorn
  99. Squirrel Haggard
  100. James Squirrel Jones
  101. B. J. Hunnimutt
  102. Elizardbeth Bennett
  103. Bark Darcy
  104. Chester A. Arfur
  105. Rover Cleveland
  106. Dwight D. Eisenbow-wower
  107. Jesse Eisenbark
  108. Colin Furth
  109. Bark Ruffalo
  110. Catalie Portman
  111. Helena Bone-ham Carter
  112. Aardvark Wahlberg
  113. Zack Roarris
  114. Kelly Ka-meowski
  115. Peter O’Drool
  116. Conan O’ Grrrrr-ien
  117. Moose Springsteen
  118. Goose Springsteen
  119. Teri Scratcher
  120. Eat’n Hunt
  121. Shannen Do-birdy
  122. Chasin’ Priestly
  123. Notorious P.I.G.
  124. Dr. Bray
  125. Cat Middleton
  126. Camilla Barker Bowles
  127. Sam Otterston
  128. Otter Preminger
  129. The Great Houndini
  130. Duckleberry Finn
  131. Duckbill Gates
  132. Duck Rodgers
  133. Jack Russell Crowe
  134. Maya Rudog
  135. Kristen Pig
  136. Leopardo DiCatrio
  137. Cheetah Rivera
  138. Jaguar-ren Beatty
  139. Puma Thurman
  140. M. Night Shyamalion
  141. Napawsha Beddingfield
  142. Spaniel Craig
  143. LeVar Purrton
  144. Jason Beagle
  145. Marshowl Erickson
  146. Godric Gryffindog
  147. Helga Hufflepup
  148. Rowena Ravenpaw
  149. Salazar Snifferin
  150. Severus Snake
  151. PetMe White
  152. Jimmy Falhound
  153. Ernest Corgnine
  154. Jessie Spaniel
  155. Elizabeth Barkley
  156. Mary Purrphy
  157. Pablo Picatso
  158. Salvador Doggie
  159. Tina Spay
  160. Catty Griffin
  161. Bryan Waggams
  162. Jon Bone Jovi
  163. Richard Barx
  164. Madogga
  165. Goose Newton
  166. Mike-howl Ian Black
  167. William Snakespeare
  168. Barney Finson
  169. Tyribone Lannister
  170. Lionel Itchy
  171. Conan O’Whinin’
  172. Ichabod Cone
  173. Cone Crawford
  174. The Cone Ranger
  175. Tom Catterford
  176. Ron Fawnson
  177. Billy Goat Idol
  178. Robert Cattinson
  179. Edward Seagullen
  180. Meowrice Sendak
  181. Johann Sebastian Bark
  182. Kitty Ya-meow-guchi
  183. Wing Crosby
  184. Yukong Cornelius
  185. Santa Claws
  186. Dick Bark
  187. Ryan Fleacreast
  188. Meowrio Lopez
  189. Britney Ears
  190. Ricky Grrr-vais
  191. Andy Warhowl
  192. Shelldon Cooper
  193. Amy Farrah Howler
  194. Meowrio Manningham
  195. Emerbill Lagasse 
  196. Wolfgang Duck
  197. Saint Howlentine
  198. Bite D. Eisenhowler
  199. Billy Grrr-ystal
  200. Barkin’ Scorsese
  201. Meryl Cheep
  202. Fleador Seuss Geisel
  203. January Bones
  204. Christina Findricks
  205. Elizardbeth Moss
  206. Collin Furrel
  207. George Bernard Paw
  208. Catnip Everdeen
  209. Peeta Mebark
  210. Primnose Everdeen
  211. Gale Pawthorne
  212. Haymitch Aberwaggy
  213. Effie Trincat
  214. Pug E. Pug
  215. Michael Puglas

So, there you have it. Which one is your favorite? Tell me in the comments or entertain me with your own flights of punny genius! Have you ever had a pet with a punny name?

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7 thoughts on “Two years and 215 punny pet names

  1. Thanks for the fun ideas. Have had the dog for 3 weeks and can’t come up with a name as good as our last dog’s name…Wrecks. I like Felix Ungrrr and of course, Oedipus Wrecks :-). Take care. Julie

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