Live every week like it’s Bark Week

Listen sharks, I know this is your week, but I just want to say that Bark Week would be the best animal-themed week of all time. (Just to clarify, I’m talking about dogs here, not this kind of bark.)  Get on that, television executives.

  1. First up, your punny pet names: Shark Cuban and Finjamin Bratt.
  2. Has Shark Week jumped the shark? I’m just sayin’.

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  3. Anyway, the angry starfish is my favorite thing about these Shark Week cookies.
  4. Are you a Shark Week fan? I hope that you’re dressing the part.
  5. You better look good for that Shark Week party. After all, there ain’t no party like a Shark Week party. That’s the word on the (underwater) street, anyway.
  6. Dogs dressed as sharks? ?
  7. You might have already seen Shark Cat by now. (Shark Cat is clearly more polished than Shark Dog.) If not, here’s a taste.
  8. In the battle of Sharknado versus Teddy Roosevelt, we all win. (As the man himself once said, “Walk softly and carry a big shark.”)
  9. Forget Sharknado. (But never forget Catnado.)  Who is making a Deerecho movie? Or Tsunameerkat? (Alternatively, let’s just shark up some other movies.)

Finally, it’s time for this week’s video. (Warning: contains plastic doll nudity, graphic doodles, and freeze frame air jumping.)

If you’ve been too busy watching Shark Week to visit the blog lately, here’s what we were up to this week:

Have a great weekend – be safe out there!

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18 thoughts on “Live every week like it’s Bark Week

  1. I love Shark Cat. Not so much love for Shark Week though. And that last video is a whole lot of silliness – which I very much enjoy.

    Just not a fan of Shark Week. (Maybe cuz we live by the beach, and cuz we like to go to Hawaii for vaca and swim in the ocean – and I’ve been known to be a massive worrier, always assuming the worst. The hubs will go in and swim a mile or so – that’s a lotta time for me to worry about sharks!) I would SO much rather tune into Bark Week. Get on it, TV Execs!
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  2. I already think Shark Week is about my dog, Sharky. I get a thrill whenever the TV mentions it. I was in Forever 21 with a teenage relative the other day and I was torn between the dog shirts and the shark shirts…. I can’t separate the two anymore! Do vampires ever make you think about your Bella? πŸ˜‰

    Anyway my future fantasy dog is named Moose and I might be acting out a pattern.
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    • I agree – I hate the way sharks are often portrayed. (And I don’t know how I forgot to link to that clip. I’m hanging in my head in shame walking along to the Peanuts music now.)

  3. Hammerheads don’t attack people. Everyone knows that. Especially not the dog shark variety. Geez. That was obviously FAKE.

    I about died laughing watching that. Your disclaimer was all wrong. Should have read, “Don’t be drinking anything when you watch this. And go to the bathroom first, just to be safe.” Good thing I already had a bowl of popcorn ready to go.
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