I warn you – the jokes below might make you giggle, but they’ll probably make your dog (and possibly any other people around you) groan. Potential for groaning increases exponentially in relation to the number of times you tell said joke.
However, they might make you giggle every time. That’s what counts, right?
- Before you let your dogs out, announce in your most commanding tone, “Release the hounds!” (Bonus points if you sound like Mr. Burns.)
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- Ask your dog if he knows why he should never play poker with the cat. (Because it’s possible she’s a cheetah.)
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- Tell your dog you read a great tip for finding fleas. When he asks what it is, tell him he should start from scratch!
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- The next time your dog trips, tease him about having two left feet.
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- Give your dog a stuffed toy shaped like a dog. Whenever he chews it, comment on how it really is a dog eat dog world out there.
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I would have recommended a knock-knock joke, but I can never make it past the first part because Tavish starts barking.
Want more bad dog jokes? I’ve got you covered. Or you can take it to the next level with the wonder that is Pun Dog. I’m pretty sure that he’s my spirit animal.
Although… maybe not.
Knock, knock jokes are just the absolute worst! My mom runs and hides if she hears one coming her way!
emma recently posted..Comment on Use Your Nose | GBGV | FitDog Friday by Emmadog
Ha! Excellent incorporation of GIFs.
The worst one I know (from way back):
Enter a place. Say “it smells like updog in here”.
Another person will inevitably say “what’s ‘updog’?”
And you get to reply “Not much, what’s up with you!?”
Jen K recently posted..I am well aware my dogs are not kids
Ah, a classic!
I can’t think of any off the top of my head, but… funny enough, my brother bought my nephew (my sister’s kid, not his!) a huge book of puns and knock-knock jokes. He loves it, and it drives my sister insane. So, I think I have to give him a ring and read these off to him to fuel the fire a little more!
Maggie recently posted..Ozzy, revisited
Haha… I’m glad I can help out. 😉
Two left feet! Gah!
Genevieve recently posted..Hidden
We all enjoyed your jokes. The last one I heard was, “What do you call a smart blonde?” Answer: “A Golden Retriever” BOL! Thanks for the laughs!
M. K. Clinton recently posted..PetBox on Pet Parade
ha ha fab!!
I snorted. So much dignity around here, oh yes.
Jessica recently posted..Don’t Wake Up the Dog!
No need to worry about dignity when reading a blog that contains so many bad puns. 😉
Timon the Meerkat (see above) pretty much sums it up.
😉