It’s probably an April Fool’s joke, but I’d totally shop at a store called American Beagle Outfitters. I make it a personal goal to patronize pun-loving establishments.
While we’re at it, I demand punny versions of other clothing stores. Coming soon to a mall near you (if I get my way):
- Labercrombie & Bitch
- Barneys Mew York
- Sheddie Bower
- Groomingdale’s
- J. Mew
- Johnston and Purrphy
- Neiman Barkus
Are you listening, American Eagle? I have a feeling that American Beagle Outfitters would actually turn out to be pretty profitable. Have you realized how many crazy dog people are out there? (Present company included, of course.)
via someecards.com
Get on it, AE… blaze that trail and usher in a new era of punny pet apparel stores.
