Trend report: What’s the hottest new clothing brand for dogs?

It’s probably an April Fool’s joke, but I’d totally shop at a store called American Beagle Outfitters. I make it a personal goal to patronize pun-loving establishments.

While we’re at it, I demand punny versions of other clothing stores. Coming soon to a mall near you (if I get my way):

  • Labercrombie & Bitch
  • Barneys Mew York
  • Sheddie Bower
  • Groomingdale’s
  • J. Mew
  • Johnston and Purrphy
  • Neiman Barkus

Are you listening, American Eagle? I have a feeling that American Beagle Outfitters would actually turn out to be pretty profitable. Have you realized how many crazy dog people are out there? (Present company included, of course.)

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Get on it, AE… blaze that trail and usher in a new era of punny pet apparel stores.

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13 thoughts on “Trend report: What’s the hottest new clothing brand for dogs?

  1. This is awesome! Did you see the April Fools prank from Warby Parker last year? Or should I say Warby Barker! It was very cute too! I’m scared of how scandalous the labs models at Labercrombie & Fitch would have to be! I can just image black and white photos of my girls looking seductively at the camera! haha
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