Trend report: What’s the hottest new clothing brand for dogs?

It’s probably an April Fool’s joke, but I’d totally shop at a store called American Beagle Outfitters. I make it a personal goal to patronize pun-loving establishments.

While we’re at it, I demand punny versions of other clothing stores. Coming soon to a mall near you (if I get my way):

  • Labercrombie & Bitch
  • Barneys Mew York
  • Sheddie Bower
  • Groomingdale’s
  • J. Mew
  • Johnston and Purrphy
  • Neiman Barkus

Are you listening, American Eagle? I have a feeling that American Beagle Outfitters would actually turn out to be pretty profitable. Have you realized how many crazy dog people are out there? (Present company included, of course.)

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Get on it, AE… blaze that trail and usher in a new era of punny pet apparel stores.

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April Drools Day

It’s been one of those weeks… so glad it’s Friday!

  1. This week’s punny pet name: Teri Scratcher.
  2. Okay, you guys know I love the hipster puppies site.  This week, a friend introduced me to a hipster dog with a site all his own.  Cutest hipster ever?  It’s possible.
  3. So, it’s April Fools’ Day.  Are you into it?  Honestly, I’ve never been that excited by this holiday.  I propose we follow Grouchy Puppy’s advice, and change the name.  Who’s in?  
  4. I will say, if all pranks were as cute as this one, perhaps I’d be a bigger fan.  (Also… Frogster. Nice.)
  5. Moving on from this silly day… I really want one of these cool sculptures featured at under the blanket.

Finally, check out this great new product from IKEA:



(via Best Week Ever)

I was forewarned that it was an April Fools’ Day joke… however, still pretty cute and puppy-themed, so I had to share.  Have a wonderful weekend!

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