Listen sharks, I know this is your week, but I just want to say that Bark Week would be the best animal-themed week of all time. (Just to clarify, I’m talking about dogs here, not this kind of bark.) Â Get on that, television executives.
- First up, your punny pet names: Shark Cuban and Finjamin Bratt.
- Has Shark Week jumped the shark? I’m just sayin’.
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- Anyway, the angry starfish is my favorite thing about these Shark Week cookies.
- Are you a Shark Week fan? I hope that you’re dressing the part.
- You better look good for that Shark Week party. After all, there ain’t no party like a Shark Week party. That’s the word on the (underwater) street, anyway.
- Dogs dressed as sharks? ?
- You might have already seen Shark Cat by now. (Shark Cat is clearly more polished than Shark Dog.) If not, here’s a taste.
- In the battle of Sharknado versus Teddy Roosevelt, we all win. (As the man himself once said, “Walk softly and carry a big shark.”)
- Forget Sharknado. (But never forget Catnado.) Â Who is making a Deerecho movie? Or Tsunameerkat? (Alternatively, let’s just shark up some other movies.)
Finally, it’s time for this week’s video. (Warning: contains plastic doll nudity, graphic doodles, and freeze frame air jumping.)
If you’ve been too busy watching Shark Week to visit the blog lately, here’s what we were up to this week:
- Follow-Up Friday: Hide your kids, hide your dogs edition
- It’s my party, and I’ll sleep if I want to
- If our pets ever learn to read, we’re all in big trouble…
- Caption this dog: Head of the class
- Kid wisdom: Don’t hit the dog
Have a great weekend – be safe out there!
