It’s that time again… this week, I have a purrfect roundup for you:
- Today’s punny pet names: Don Drapurr and Roger Purrling.
- Advertising using cats? You can’t go wrong with some good old fashioned catvertising. (It’s so totally a thing.)
- Why stop with advertising? Cats would totally create a monopoly and man (cat?) the phones as well to take your order. (Dear Cat Overlords: I would totally order a set of nesting cats.)
- Then they’d employ an army of canines to deliver the packages. (Cats would hire one of their own to do this job, but history has proven that cats are just too amazed by cars. They might make good bike messengers, but I hear that dogs are ready to step in there as well.)
- They would also pack the legislature with congresscats to help them get some valuable tuna subsidies. (Think I’m kidding?)
- This diabolical plan, however, only works if cats can stay awake long enough to implement it and clean up to make a good impression on investors.
I don’t think cats will be content with starting at the bottom and working their way up, however. They’re more suited to be the boss…
On a related note, I almost shared this video with you instead. I have no idea what it’s advertising, but it’s weirdly hypnotic.
Oooh, all my kitty faves in one spot. I love catvertising!
But I really enjoyed the kitty bicycle tour of Philadelphia. I wish I had thought of that when I was leading tours there. It’s much more fun than showing people which pew George Washington rented in some old church.
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I could totally see you leading a kitty bicycle tour. 🙂
Skeeter is happy you’ve finally recognized that cats rule. Meow!
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LOL… just don’t tell Bella and Tavish!
Peter the cat came right up and checked out the cattiness with me. Then he bit my hand and went back to his bead. And people wonder why I’m a dog person??
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That sounds about right. 🙂
When I was a kid, my cat buttercup would hop on my bed every night for pets, then scratch me when she was done. I mean, she could have just left…