Today, we’re hopping in the Wayback Machine for another dose of nostalgia. (Mr. Peabody would approve.) By now, you should know that I just can’t help myself…

1. First up, your punny pet name for this week: Lick Carter (see #8 below).
2. Have you ever wondered what the lyrics to Ice Ice Baby mean? I’m going to guess that you have not. Nonetheless, I recommend that you stop, collaborate, and listen to Adam Scott explain them to you.  (I have now decided that I would like Adam Scott to explain all lyrics to me. Forever.)
3. Obviously, Fraggles make everything better.  (Speaking of rock…)
4. Remember Mr. Wizard? Apparently his social skills were not on a par with his science skills.  I kid, I kid…
5. If only I’d held on to a few liters of Crystal Pepsi, I’d be a hundredaire by now.
6. This next one is not for the easily offended: Kanye’d by the Bell.
7. Backstreet’s back… all right?

Well, I always knew Dylan McKay wasn’t such a bad boy. In fact, Luke Perry may have just won the hearts of animal lovers everywhere. Bonus: he’s not the only one. I love seeing stars from my youth promoting pet adoption:

On a related note, if Dylan and Kelly develop a sitcom together, I will choose it faster than Kelly chose herself. Or faster than Donna got drunk at prom. You know it.

On a related related note, remember when Brenda was in Heathers?

I’ll stop now.

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