If you’re popping over here from Buzzfeed, welcome! Lovers of puns must stick together, after all.

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(If you’re a regular reader, thanks for not abandoning me. You are, truly, the wind beneath my wings. Or, you would be if I had wings. You get the idea.)

“But,” you may say to yourself, “punny dog names are great and all, but what about other pets?” Never fear! I have a whole host of names available to meet your punning needs.  Check out this list for punny cat names and this list for punny bird names.

The lists are missing a few more recent names that my brain has concocted, so they’re kind of due for an update.  Here are just a few of the ones I’ve thought of since those three lists were published:

1. Mick Wagger
2. Walter Cronkbite
3. Barbara Pawlters
4. Lickolas Cage
5. Dogtor Who
6. Lickey Mantle
7. Albert Whinestein
8. Shedward Scissorhands
9. Bully Ray Cyrus
10. Pawnda Rhimes
11. Rawr-iska Hartigay (from Paw & Order SVMew, obvs)
12. Mindy Meowling
13. Dan Cather
14. Mew Barrymore
15. Roar-a Ephron
16. John Mews
17. C. Thomas Fowl
18. Carl Feathers

There are honestly names for fish, horses, reptiles, and many others scattered throughout the site, but I haven’t had a chance to compile those into one post yet. Stay tuned… between that and my upcoming annual foray into caroldies (aka doggie-style Christmas carols), there’s much to do!

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