As is tradition around these parts, it’s time for the annual unveiling of our holiday card. Continue reading
So, your dog’s been skunked. What should you do? (Aside from cursing the day you were born, of course.)
You know what’s a fun way to spend a Saturday morning? I don’t. However, I can tell you that de-skunking your dog & house starting at 5:30 is not it.
— Pup Fan (@wantmorepuppies) November 18, 2017
First and foremost, do not – I repeat DO NOT – let your dog back into your house. (Friends, I’m essentially writing this post for Past Me, in hopes that a rip in the space-time continuum will allow me to warn her of the events that transpired on November 18 and prevent her from opening that patio door. If she’d only known what Tavish had been up to out there…)
Today, I have a very special treat for you. In honor of our fifth Tavishversary, my husband (or, as I assume Tavish calls him, “That Guy!!”) has authored today’s Tavish-tastic tribute. I’ll let him take it away…
Five years ago today, a very goofy furry little dude, who had just endured a derecho blowing through the shelter the week before, immediately jumped into my lap, licked me in the face, perked up his ears and said “Mine?” – so of course he had to go home with us. (Have you seen his face? It’s very tough to argue with those eyes and pointy ears of his, even if he can’t actually talk to us. Although sometimes we joke about what he would say if he could hold up signs like a Looney Tunes cartoon character.)
Five years later, he’s still an absolute goofball who remains afraid of water, including his very own water bowl, and has yet to really truly grasp walking up flights of stairs – it’s more of a controlled upward fall than anything resembling walking, especially the outside deck stairs. Maybe this is why we have to have a water bowl on every floor of our house for him? At least we’ve come up with a solution to his being scared of fireworks problem – we leave whatever 4th of July party we are at around sundown, bring him down into the media room, and turn the music up to 11. He usually then sleeps through the whole thing, none the wiser that it sometimes sounds like WWIII outside. (Note to people who started their fireworks on Friday this year and decided to make it a four-day long weekend event – please, let’s do less.)
alright. you guys have. 2 hours. max. of the sky boom. nonsense. any longer. and there will be. a puprising
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 5, 2017
Nonetheless, he still has the boundless energy of a puppy, still revs himself up to run anywhere he goes in the house, and still only turns left (he’s apparently a big fan of NASCAR) when he runs in from outside and does his lap around the house because he is moving so quickly he can’t stop or change direction. He also has an uncanny sense of time – he knows exactly when he’s supposed to have breakfast, and dinner, and “payment” (aka a treat) for allowing us the privilege of taking him for a walk, or when we leave for work in the morning. And, of course, he can hear the bag of treats crinkling from two floors away. Even if his 5:30AM wakeup calls aren’t always the most welcome (oh, are you trying to sleep in on a Saturday? Let me remind you it’s now time for my breakfast!), we wouldn’t have it any other way. He’s our little dude, and we look forward to the next five years of his adorable cartoon character antics.
Fun fact: My husband is also the creator of the Inspector Tavish Twitter account. (We were obviously meant to be.)
What more is there to say? Happy Gotcha Day, little dude!
It’s been a while, so it seemed like a good time to share a Tavish.
I’ve been busy with my other blog child, but I’ve got some new posts in the works for you. It’s time to get back in the groove – and I don’t mean that bed groove that Tavish has claimed for his own.
Stop the presses!* It has only been two weeks since my last blog, and I’m already back. I mean, i can’t promise I’ll make this a habit, but…
Anyway, today I decided to turn my comic energies in a different direction. I’ve begun to realize that some things I’d classify as bad might look pretty good depending on your point of view. For example:
Honestly, Tavish is pretty psyched when the heating pad makes an appearance for any reason.** He also likes when I’m home sick, because it means he can stay in bed allllll day long.
Anyone else’s dog seem to enjoy – or at least, find a silver lining in – their misery?
*Younger readers, back in the day we had these things called newspapers. They contained our news and were printed on things called presses. So, if you had breaking news you’d have to stop the presses to add it in.
**Yes, the reason here occurs monthly, but it often appears to soothe other aches & pains as well.
I know I’ve been notably light on the caroldies (and the blogging in general) this year, but I couldn’t let the holidays pass without sharing our traditional holiday tip. So, without further ado…
Tavish Holiday Tip #47
This year, do your own thing. Make reindeer part of it. Any questions?
The best part of this year’s card distribution was the conversation with someone who was unfamiliar with the inspiration for this year’s card. He thanked me for the card, mentioned that it was cute, and asked me what was up with the reindeer.
Best day ever.
Also, I’ve got some plans to get back on the blogging wagon in the new year. Although the comic (which I would very much like you to check out) keeps me busy, I’m going to start posting at least a few times a month here. I miss this space… and you, friends.
It’s this guy’s Gotcha Day! We’ve enjoyed four pretty awesome years together.
I’m a pretty lucky gal. As a Tavishversary present, I told Tavish I’d try to post on the blog more often. Hold me to it, okay?
We live in a society. And in a society? There are rules.
I’m woman enough to admit that I don’t know it all. As a dog-having person living in a neighborhood, who can I turn to advice? How will I find out the social norms and expectations of my community so that I don’t end up cast out to survive on my own in the wild with nothing but my sixteen-pound dog for warmth?
Enter the neighborhood Facebook page. Continue reading